
- Balloon Boy
- Stephon Marbury
- Lifetime supply of extra-strength Nair for Men
- Beard trimmer
- Whoop
- Picture of Talia Shire
- Human head
- Prime rib and peppercorn sub from Quiznos
- Book he ordered from Amazon a few weeks ago that he forgot about
- Car adapters for mp3 player, shipped from Singapore
- Less feminine bracelet
- A smaller box
- Packing peanuts
- Rock Band 2 for Wii
- Sardines