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Monday, August 31, 2009

My Love For Marvel Entertainment (1976-2009)





Sometime around noon on August 31, 2009, the Marvel Universe as we know it died of a massive corporate takeover by the malignant entity known as Disney.

I don't know what you were doing when news broke of Disney buying Marvel Entertainment, but I had just finished eating some tasty leftover spaghetti that quickly became unsettled in my belly after reading the headline. Some of you probably just shrugged and went on with your somewhat satisfied lives. But if you're like me, and have "Made Yours Marvel" for decades, this comes as a kick in the groin with a 12-inch Rambo knife attached to the steel-toed Mickey shoe.

Marvel Entertainment, home to a bunch of beloved characters that finally were turning things around movie-wise, has been bought by the Mouse that hasn't turned out a universally-adored animated film from it's own studio since The Lion King. That just seems wrong on so many levels. However one looks at it, this deal will change the game for the House that Stan Lee built, and will mean different things to different people.

What the deal feels and looks like to me.

Disney buys yet another beloved property to add it to it's soulless collection. I've always felt it was a travesty that Michael Eisner, in his quest to make Disney into an even bigger corporate juggernaut, let Disney Animation atrophy to a point where it could no longer create hits from within. Sure, Eisner's way made the Mouse a whole lot of money, but it also turned Disney, in my eyes, into the douchebag rich kid who can buy anything he wants regardless of whether he deserves it, or not.

Disney, The Douchebag Rich Kid: "My movies suck now. I wanna make people love my movies again. I've got a few billion in my pocket...guess I'll buy PIXAR! Yay!!! People love MY movies again because I own PIXAR!"

"Ooh, you guys like Spidey? Well so do I. What the heck, I got a few billion in my toilet paper roll, I'll buy him and all his superhero friends. Heck, I could even get Zac Efron to play Peter Parker if that Tobey Maguire guy won't show up at my birthday party wearing the Spidey suit. I'll show that wuss who's boss just like I'll show my mother and her middle-aged botox barracudas when I buy OPRAH!"

That's how I view Disney, and that's why this deal makes me feel slimy all over.

What the deal probably means to Disney and Marvel.

Realistically, this deal should raise the profile of the Marvel Universe higher than it's ever been. Disney has been looking to target young boys for a while now (ooh, even THAT sounds creepy) to balance out it's girlie brands of Hannah Montana, High School Musical, and everything else they produce. Marvel would make a great fit in that strategy. Plus, if they leave Marvel alone to "do their thing" like they're doing with PIXAR, some interesting shows and movies could be made as a result. (Please note, I said "interesting", NOT great, or fantastic! A horrible car accident could look "interesting" as you drive past it, too, y'know.)


What the deal means to me and others of my ilk.


One of the things that I fear will happen is that the characters we Marvel fans have grown up with will be "Disneyfied" and made into these soulless corporate products. Granted, Spider-Man and his amazing friends are already corporate products, but the difference was that Marvel was sort of playing with it's own toys, and therefore took more risks with what they did with their characters. Disney's bread and butter is family entertainment, and they're going to do whatever it takes to dangle Mom and Dad from their loafers and violently shake every last penny out of them. Sure, they'll have the "edgy" types of shows and movies featuring Wolverine and the Punisher, but have you EVER truly seen an "edgy" Disney film that was aimed at anyone below 18?

We just may see a smiling Wolverine and Punisher greeting people at the Magic Kingdom alongside Goofy, and that's just wrong!

Also, like any corporate merger, this type of deal will have casualties, though they'll be in the form of Marvel characters we'll probably NEVER see again. Remember when Disney bought the Muppets years ago? WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?!?!?!?!? I know there's a Fraggle Rock movie in the works, but I haven't seen Gonzo, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, or even Kermit that much (if at all) since THAT deal. It's almost as it Mickey has them locked away in some dungeon, probably being waterboarded as we speak by that hot-head Donald Duck.

Could this deal make Marvel movies, comics, video games, and underwear better? Anything is possible, I guess, but who the heck knows?! All I know is that Wolverine was an absolute badass, and then some douchebag rich kid bought him and put some mouse ears on him.

And you can't be a badass wearing mouse ears.

Breaking News: Knicks Trade for Ricky Rubio

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When scouts said he was small, I didn't know they meant THAT small.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Kristen Stewart Appears Naked In New Film Photos


Kristen Stewart is getting naked for her new role in the film "Welcome to the Rileys,". In the movie Kristen Stewart plays a sixteen year old prostitute and lap dancer. "Welcome to the Rileys" also stars James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo is about a couple who is following apart and Kristen Stewart character brings them back together.

Kristen Stewart Appears Naked In New Film Photos


Kristen Stewart is getting naked for her new role in the film "Welcome to the Rileys,". In the movie Kristen Stewart plays a sixteen year old prostitute and lap dancer. "Welcome to the Rileys" also stars James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo is about a couple who is following apart and Kristen Stewart character brings them back together.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

UFC 102 Results

UFC 102 is taking place tonight at the Rose Garden Arena in Portland, Oregon with the main card featuring Randy "The Natural" Couture versus Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira.

UFC 102 Results

Marcus Aurelio vs. Evan Dunham

- The decision goes to Evan Dunham 29-28, 28-29 and 30-27 (split)

Mark Munoz vs. Nick Catone
- The decision goes to Mark Munoz 30-27, 29-28 and 28-29 (split)

Todd Duffee vs. Tim Hague

- Todd Duffee knocks out Tim Hague seven seconds into the first round

Michael Russow vs. Justin McCully

- Michael Russow gets the decision 29-28, 30-26 and 30-27 (Unanimous)

Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Chris Tuchscherer

- Gabriel Gonzaga gets the stoppage by tko over Chris Tuchscherer

Ed Herman vs. Aaron Simpson

- Ed Herman blows out his knee in the second round victory goes to Aaron Simpson

Brandon Vera vs. Krzysztof Soszynski

- Brandon Vera gets the decision in a rather boring fight 30-27 (Unanimous)

Nate Marquardt vs. Demian Maia

- Demian Maia was undefeated going into this fight but 21 seconds into the first round Nate Marquardt knocks him out cold

Chris Leben vs. Jake Rosholt

- Chris Leben puts up a good fight but is caught in the third round by Jake Rosholt in a arm triangle sending him to sleepy land.

Keith Jardine vs. Thiago Silva

- Keith Jardine and Thiago Silva traded punched til Jardine was rocked and Silva put him away at 1:35 of the first round

Randy Couture vs. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira

- Good fight> In the end the judges give the decision to Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira

UFC 102 Results

UFC 102 is taking place tonight at the Rose Garden Arena in Portland, Oregon with the main card featuring Randy "The Natural" Couture versus Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira.

UFC 102 Results

Marcus Aurelio vs. Evan Dunham

- The decision goes to Evan Dunham 29-28, 28-29 and 30-27 (split)

Mark Munoz vs. Nick Catone
- The decision goes to Mark Munoz 30-27, 29-28 and 28-29 (split)

Todd Duffee vs. Tim Hague

- Todd Duffee knocks out Tim Hague seven seconds into the first round

Michael Russow vs. Justin McCully

- Michael Russow gets the decision 29-28, 30-26 and 30-27 (Unanimous)

Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Chris Tuchscherer

- Gabriel Gonzaga gets the stoppage by tko over Chris Tuchscherer

Ed Herman vs. Aaron Simpson

- Ed Herman blows out his knee in the second round victory goes to Aaron Simpson

Brandon Vera vs. Krzysztof Soszynski

- Brandon Vera gets the decision in a rather boring fight 30-27 (Unanimous)

Nate Marquardt vs. Demian Maia

- Demian Maia was undefeated going into this fight but 21 seconds into the first round Nate Marquardt knocks him out cold

Chris Leben vs. Jake Rosholt

- Chris Leben puts up a good fight but is caught in the third round by Jake Rosholt in a arm triangle sending him to sleepy land.

Keith Jardine vs. Thiago Silva

- Keith Jardine and Thiago Silva traded punched til Jardine was rocked and Silva put him away at 1:35 of the first round

Randy Couture vs. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira

- Good fight> In the end the judges give the decision to Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira

Shaggy Bandit Michael Kincade Arrested Photos


Michael Kincade has been known as the Shaggy Bandit due to his resemblence to the cartoon character Shaggy from Scooby Doo and he is believed to be responsible for 17 bank robberies over the last few months. The Shaggy Bandit aka Michael Kincade walked into a bank in Boulder Colorado earlier today and quickly left but not before a bank teller recognize him and called police. Now Michael Kincade faces charges of robbing 17 banks in four states.

Shaggy Bandit Michael Kincade Arrested Photos


Michael Kincade has been known as the Shaggy Bandit due to his resemblence to the cartoon character Shaggy from Scooby Doo and he is believed to be responsible for 17 bank robberies over the last few months. The Shaggy Bandit aka Michael Kincade walked into a bank in Boulder Colorado earlier today and quickly left but not before a bank teller recognize him and called police. Now Michael Kincade faces charges of robbing 17 banks in four states.

Rey Mysterio Suspended By WWE Photos


Rey Mysterio has been suspended thirty days by the WWE for violation of the wellness program. Rey Mysterio whose real name is Oscar Gutierrez will start his suspension sometime this week. Mysterio is a crowd favorite as his small size (when compared to other WWE superstars) and high flying style makes for solid sports entertainment. A violation of the wellness policy usually means a positive steroid test.

Rey Mysterio Suspended By WWE Photos


Rey Mysterio has been suspended thirty days by the WWE for violation of the wellness program. Rey Mysterio whose real name is Oscar Gutierrez will start his suspension sometime this week. Mysterio is a crowd favorite as his small size (when compared to other WWE superstars) and high flying style makes for solid sports entertainment. A violation of the wellness policy usually means a positive steroid test.

Heathcliffe Giant Cockroach Photos


Heathcliffe the giant cockroach may be the heaviest bug on the planet and its owners are trying to spread the word as cockroaches as pets. Giant burrowing cockroaches like Heathcliffe in the photo above is from Australia and is a lot different than the ones found in America and Europe. A pair of giant burrowing cockroaches will set you back a hundred bucks.

Heathcliffe Giant Cockroach Photos


Heathcliffe the giant cockroach may be the heaviest bug on the planet and its owners are trying to spread the word as cockroaches as pets. Giant burrowing cockroaches like Heathcliffe in the photo above is from Australia and is a lot different than the ones found in America and Europe. A pair of giant burrowing cockroaches will set you back a hundred bucks.

UFC 102 Couture vs Nogueira Fight Card

The ageless Randy "The Natural" Couture is once again stepping into the UFC octagon this time to take on Antonio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira in the upcoming UFC 102 from Oregon. The fight card also features Keith Jardine versus Thiago Silva and Nate Marquardt versus Demian Maia.

UFC 102 FIGHT CARD

Randy Couture Vs. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira

Keith Jardine Vs. Thiago Silva

Chris Leben Vs. Jake Rosholt

Nate Marquardt Vs. Demian Maia

Brandon Vera Vs. Krzysztof Soszynski

Ed Herman Vs. Aaron Simpson *

Gabriel Gonzaga Vs. Chris Tuchscherer *

Justin McCully Vs. Mike Russow *

Tim Hague Vs. Todd Duffee *

Nick Catone Vs. Mark Munoz *

Marcus Aurelio Vs. Evan Dunham *

* Fights may not be aired due to time restraints

UFC 102 Couture vs Nogueira Fight Card

The ageless Randy "The Natural" Couture is once again stepping into the UFC octagon this time to take on Antonio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira in the upcoming UFC 102 from Oregon. The fight card also features Keith Jardine versus Thiago Silva and Nate Marquardt versus Demian Maia.

UFC 102 FIGHT CARD

Randy Couture Vs. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira

Keith Jardine Vs. Thiago Silva

Chris Leben Vs. Jake Rosholt

Nate Marquardt Vs. Demian Maia

Brandon Vera Vs. Krzysztof Soszynski

Ed Herman Vs. Aaron Simpson *

Gabriel Gonzaga Vs. Chris Tuchscherer *

Justin McCully Vs. Mike Russow *

Tim Hague Vs. Todd Duffee *

Nick Catone Vs. Mark Munoz *

Marcus Aurelio Vs. Evan Dunham *

* Fights may not be aired due to time restraints

New Hope Plantation Murders Photos


Police have found seven dead bodies inside a trailer at the New Hope Plantation trailer park in Brunswick, Georgia. Two people were removed from the trailer in critical condition and were rushed off to surgery. The police are not releasing the names of those killed in the New Hope Plantation murders until next of kin can be notified.

New Hope Plantation Murders Photos


Police have found seven dead bodies inside a trailer at the New Hope Plantation trailer park in Brunswick, Georgia. Two people were removed from the trailer in critical condition and were rushed off to surgery. The police are not releasing the names of those killed in the New Hope Plantation murders until next of kin can be notified.

Michael King GUILTY Of Denise Lee Murder Pictures


Michael King has been found guilty of the kidnapping, sexual assault and murder of Denise Lee. Back on January 17, 2008 Denise Amber Lee was kidnapped from her home in Florida and fought all the way through by making a 911 call to police and yelling at witnesses to call the cops but something went wrong and by the time the police King's car it was too late. Michael King sexually assaulted Denise in his home, then shot the young mother in the head and buried her in a shallow grave. The case has brought great attention to the 911 service with many believing if the 911 calls were handled properly Denise Lee may still be alive today. Next week the Florida jury will listening to the sentencing phase and decide whether Michael King should be put to death or spend his life in prison.

Michael King GUILTY Of Denise Lee Murder Pictures


Michael King has been found guilty of the kidnapping, sexual assault and murder of Denise Lee. Back on January 17, 2008 Denise Amber Lee was kidnapped from her home in Florida and fought all the way through by making a 911 call to police and yelling at witnesses to call the cops but something went wrong and by the time the police King's car it was too late. Michael King sexually assaulted Denise in his home, then shot the young mother in the head and buried her in a shallow grave. The case has brought great attention to the 911 service with many believing if the 911 calls were handled properly Denise Lee may still be alive today. Next week the Florida jury will listening to the sentencing phase and decide whether Michael King should be put to death or spend his life in prison.

Noel Gallagher Quits Oasis Pictures


Noel Gallagher has quit the band Oasis after another fight with his brother Liam. Noel and Liam Gallagher have a very volatile relationship that goes all the way back to the beginning of the band Oasis and chances are way before that. This time Oasis was scheduled to perform at a French music festival when an announcement was made that "Liam and Noel got into a fight backstage and the group no longer exists. They will not play tonight and they are canceling the rest of their European tour"

Noel Gallagher Quits Oasis Pictures


Noel Gallagher has quit the band Oasis after another fight with his brother Liam. Noel and Liam Gallagher have a very volatile relationship that goes all the way back to the beginning of the band Oasis and chances are way before that. This time Oasis was scheduled to perform at a French music festival when an announcement was made that "Liam and Noel got into a fight backstage and the group no longer exists. They will not play tonight and they are canceling the rest of their European tour"

DJ AM Suicide Photos Adam Goldstein


The sudden death of DJ AM aka Adam Goldstein has left the world shocked for how could a man survive a plane crash yet die a year later. MTV is reporting that when DJ AM was found he was surrounded by empty prescription bottles. The mental toll of surviving a plane crash where others lost their lives speaks of survivors guilt and post traumatic stress disorder. I wonder if the plane crash from a year ago is the reason Adam Goldstein left up so soon.

* At this time there has not been a ruling on how or why Adam Goldstein died aug28/09

DJ AM Suicide Photos Adam Goldstein


The sudden death of DJ AM aka Adam Goldstein has left the world shocked for how could a man survive a plane crash yet die a year later. MTV is reporting that when DJ AM was found he was surrounded by empty prescription bottles. The mental toll of surviving a plane crash where others lost their lives speaks of survivors guilt and post traumatic stress disorder. I wonder if the plane crash from a year ago is the reason Adam Goldstein left up so soon.

* At this time there has not been a ruling on how or why Adam Goldstein died aug28/09

Aaron Carter Dancing With The Stars Photos


Aaron Carter is a singer and dancer but probably best known for being the younger brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter. Aaron Carter is 21 years old and has dated both Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff relationships that ended badly.

Aaron Carter Dancing With The Stars Photos


Aaron Carter is a singer and dancer but probably best known for being the younger brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter. Aaron Carter is 21 years old and has dated both Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff relationships that ended badly.

Ashley Hamilton Dancing With The Stars Photos


Ashley Hamilton is the son of former DWTS contestant George Hamilton who has been trying his hand at stand up comedy as of late. Ashley Hamilton is best known for being married to former 90210 star Shannon Doherty for a few minutes. After the marriage to Doherty exploded Ashley tried marriage a few years later with Angie Everhart again blowing up a few months later.

Ashley Hamilton Dancing With The Stars Photos


Ashley Hamilton is the son of former DWTS contestant George Hamilton who has been trying his hand at stand up comedy as of late. Ashley Hamilton is best known for being married to former 90210 star Shannon Doherty for a few minutes. After the marriage to Doherty exploded Ashley tried marriage a few years later with Angie Everhart again blowing up a few months later.

Chuck Liddell Dancing With The Stars Photos


Chuck Liddell is a former MMA fighter who for a number of years was the UFC light heavyweight champion. Chuck Liddell wrote a New York Time bestselling book about his life titled "Iceman: My Fighting Life"

Chuck Liddell Dancing With The Stars Photos


Chuck Liddell is a former MMA fighter who for a number of years was the UFC light heavyweight champion. Chuck Liddell wrote a New York Time bestselling book about his life titled "Iceman: My Fighting Life"

Debi Mazar Dancing With The Stars Photos


Debi Mazar is an actress who has starred in such programs as the Entourage, Ugly Betty and a number of popular movies. Debi Mozar is currently married to Gabriele Corcos and the couple have two children.

Donny Osmond Dancing With The Stars Photos


Donny Osmond has been in front of the camera for the majority of his life. Performing on stage with his sister Marie Osmond who is also a former Dancing With The Stars contestant at the Las Vegas Flamingo Hotel through 2012. Donny Osmond is married to Debbie Glenn and the couple have five sons and two grandchildren

Debi Mazar Dancing With The Stars Photos


Debi Mazar is an actress who has starred in such programs as the Entourage, Ugly Betty and a number of popular movies. Debi Mozar is currently married to Gabriele Corcos and the couple have two children.

Donny Osmond Dancing With The Stars Photos


Donny Osmond has been in front of the camera for the majority of his life. Performing on stage with his sister Marie Osmond who is also a former Dancing With The Stars contestant at the Las Vegas Flamingo Hotel through 2012. Donny Osmond is married to Debbie Glenn and the couple have five sons and two grandchildren

Joanna Krupa Dancing With The Stars Photos



Joanna Krupa is a model who was born in Poland who has been featured in a number of magazines over the years including Maxim Top 100. Joanna Krupa was recently in the celebrity sports show The Superstars teamed up with football star Terrell Owens.

Joanna Krupa Dancing With The Stars Photos



Joanna Krupa is a model who was born in Poland who has been featured in a number of magazines over the years including Maxim Top 100. Joanna Krupa was recently in the celebrity sports show The Superstars teamed up with football star Terrell Owens.

Kathy Ireland Dancing With The Stars Pictures


In a league with Cindy Crawford Kathy Ireland is one of the most recognizable faces in modeling history. The former supermodel is now the CEO of Kathy Ireland Worldwide which worth over a billion dollars. Kathy Ireland also is an author "Real Solutions for Busy Moms: Your Guide to Success and Sanity"

Kathy Ireland Dancing With The Stars Pictures


In a league with Cindy Crawford Kathy Ireland is one of the most recognizable faces in modeling history. The former supermodel is now the CEO of Kathy Ireland Worldwide which worth over a billion dollars. Kathy Ireland also is an author "Real Solutions for Busy Moms: Your Guide to Success and Sanity"

Kelly Osbourne Dancing With The Stars Photos


Kelly Osbourne is the daughter of mega rocker Ozzy Osbourne and America's Got Talent judge Sharon Osbourne. Kelly and her family were on the much loved reality series The Osbournes which had a number of successful seasons. Kelly Osbourne has had her own album, won an Emmy for presenting and hosts a popular radio show.

Kelly Osbourne Dancing With The Stars Photos


Kelly Osbourne is the daughter of mega rocker Ozzy Osbourne and America's Got Talent judge Sharon Osbourne. Kelly and her family were on the much loved reality series The Osbournes which had a number of successful seasons. Kelly Osbourne has had her own album, won an Emmy for presenting and hosts a popular radio show.

Louie Vito Dancing With The Stars Photos


Louie Vito is a professional snowboarder who has competed at the highest levels for many years. It is expected that Louie Vito will be on the 2010 Olympic team for the USA.

Louie Vito Dancing With The Stars Photos


Louie Vito is a professional snowboarder who has competed at the highest levels for many years. It is expected that Louie Vito will be on the 2010 Olympic team for the USA.

Macy Gray Dancing With The Stars Photos


Macy Gray is an award winning singer and songwriter whose hit "I Try" hit the world by storm and Macy Gray has gone on to sell over twenty million records. Macy Gray is the mother of three children by former husband Tracy Hinds.

Macy Gray Dancing With The Stars Photos


Macy Gray is an award winning singer and songwriter whose hit "I Try" hit the world by storm and Macy Gray has gone on to sell over twenty million records. Macy Gray is the mother of three children by former husband Tracy Hinds.

Mark Dacascos Dancing With The Stars Photos


Mark Dacascos is best known for being the host of the cooking show Iron Chef America. Mark is also an actor who has been in a number of martial arts movies. Dacascos is a former martial art champion who is married to Julie Condra.

Mark Dacascos Dancing With The Stars Photos


Mark Dacascos is best known for being the host of the cooking show Iron Chef America. Mark is also an actor who has been in a number of martial arts movies. Dacascos is a former martial art champion who is married to Julie Condra.

Melissa Joan Hart Dancing With The Stars Photos


Melissa Joan Hart is best known for playing Sabrina in the 1990's series Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. Melissa Joan Hart is married to Mark Wilkerson and the couple have two young children.

Melissa Joan Hart Dancing With The Stars Photos


Melissa Joan Hart is best known for playing Sabrina in the 1990's series Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. Melissa Joan Hart is married to Mark Wilkerson and the couple have two young children.

Michael Irvin Dancing With The Stars Photo


Michael Irvin is a former NFL wide receivers who may have been the best to play at that position. Since his playing days Michael Irvin has starred in a number of movies, sports broadcaster and has hosted a football reality show titled "4th and Long". Michael Irvin is married to Sandy Harrell and they have four children. An interesting tidbit is that Michael is one of seventeen children.

Michael Irvin Dancing With The Stars Photo


Michael Irvin is a former NFL wide receivers who may have been the best to play at that position. Since his playing days Michael Irvin has starred in a number of movies, sports broadcaster and has hosted a football reality show titled "4th and Long". Michael Irvin is married to Sandy Harrell and they have four children. An interesting tidbit is that Michael is one of seventeen children.

Mya Dancing With The Stars Photos


Mya is an actress and a singer who has seen success both on the big screen and in the recording studio. Mya whose full name is Mya Marie Harrison has also worked for the high end modeling company Ford Modeling Agency.

Natalie Coughlin Dancing With The Stars Photos


Natalie Coughlin is an Olympic gold medal swimmer whose shattered records in the pool. The most decorated Olympic female athlete in both the 2004 and 2008 Olympic Games Natalie Goughlin is married to swimming coach Ethan Hall

Mya Dancing With The Stars Photos


Mya is an actress and a singer who has seen success both on the big screen and in the recording studio. Mya whose full name is Mya Marie Harrison has also worked for the high end modeling company Ford Modeling Agency.

Natalie Coughlin Dancing With The Stars Photos


Natalie Coughlin is an Olympic gold medal swimmer whose shattered records in the pool. The most decorated Olympic female athlete in both the 2004 and 2008 Olympic Games Natalie Goughlin is married to swimming coach Ethan Hall