Silly, fools. How dare you question my tactics? You forsake me in the name of Glen Rivers. Do you not recognize me as Master? Do you not remember my timeouts? Never forget my timeouts. They are legendary for a reason.Nonetheless, doubters, I shall prove myself to you once again. How? I will show you.
I SUMMON THE POWER OF CHRISTOPHER STEVEN MIHM!
Chris Mihm: Really?
GO FORTH AND DO MY BIDDING!
Yes, Christopher. Well done. You have served your master well. Now, show yourself to those who adore you. Bask in their revelry.
Remember, doubters, my Los Angeles Lakers have never lost a Finals game that featured Chris Mihm. Never shall you doubt again.
Never.
