Jersey Shore Power Rankings Week 6: The National Nightmare Is Over... I Hope

I know I beat this topic like Pauly D beats the beat, but after last week's episode, I am convinced the Ronnie and Sammi relationship is over.  They are half way through this season, which makes me sad but it also gives me hope that this episode was the last one with the main focus on Ron and Sam. Anyways, lots of scoring this week. If you aren't familiar with the blog, here are the categories to follow along.



1.) Pauly D: Last Week-2nd Total Points Scored (146)
How He Scored: 13Q 12JA 5D
Overall Thoughts: Pauly is the front runner for MVP of the season so far. I loved him taking the phone call from Snooki's hookup acting like an answering machine then the pizza shop. That guy might have been the biggest cling-on I have seen in my life. Then he brings back the stalker just to mess with her. I am glad she didn't pull a Fatal Attraction moment on Pauly D.

2.) Vinny: LW-1st TPS (141)
How He Scored: 13Q 7JA 2D
Overall Thoughts: The best Vinny moment from the week was yelling 'Stalker' and discussing the Pauly D magnet the stalker Danielle has on his blow-out friend. Other than that nothing special. The most surprising thing about Vinny was he didn't bring home a girl on this episode, he looked like a lot of us on weekend nights.  

3.) The Situation: LW-3rd TPS (117)
How He Scored: 9Q 6D 5S 5JA
Overall Thoughts:  I love how invested Sitch is in the Ronnie-Sam relationship.  He acted like he is the boyfriend in the relationship.  He also is stepping his game up in the hookup business.  Still hoping to see more from him .  

4.) Snooki: LW-4th TPS (100)
How She Scored: 19JA 10Q 5D 2HU -3BAN
Overall Thoughts: I really think the MTV producers just set up Snooki to say the dumbest thing possible on the face of his earth. This week she said that the reason the ocean is salty because of all the whale sperm.  With her track record, I wonder why most food for her doesn't taste salty.

5.) JWoww: LW- 5th TPS (91)
 How She Scored: 5S 5JA 5OC 3D -3BAN
Overall Thoughts:  Every week I talk about how hot JWoww looks, and this week is no different. They decide to go the sex shop and try on all sorts of lingerie.  Once again, a great idea from the MTV crew to make sure they go to the sex shop.  Notice how Sam didn't try anything on because JWoww body will blow her out of the water.  That's a fact.

6.) Ronnie: LW-7th TPS (85)
How He Scored: 14Q 9F 5JA 5F
Overall Thoughts: Finally, Ronnie broke out of his shell. I am very excited to see what happens with Ronnie for the remainder of the season. He was in his best form when he went on his 'single Ronnie' phrase. I just pray that he doesn't get back with Sammi because he acts like a 10 year old girl. 

7.) Deena: LW- 6th TPS (75)
How She Scored: 9Q 7JA 5S 3D 2OC 2HU -3BAN
Overall Thoughts: I am starting to make a turn on Deena. She is pretty hot even with her short height. A classic girl who looks 10X better when her hair is straighten but when it's curly it looks greasy to me.  Also her humor is more like the guys then the women of the Shore, which I enjoy.

8.) Sammi: LW-8th TPS (15)
How She Scored: 6JA 4F 3D 3Q -3BAN
Overall Thoughts:  Sammi had her brightest episode. She didn't even cry when they broke up with Ronnie and didn't acted like she was too good for everyone else on the Shore.  Good work by her.

-Charlie.